Why is selenium hanging on INFO - Checking Resource aliases, and how do I even debug this?
Well, after pointing at an internal server, I get right on past the INFO - Checking Resource Aliases step, so clearly the proxy was the issue.
By trying to hit a site that required the proxy, I was doing too much at once. Confounding variables confounded me.
Selenium is not hanging on INFO - Checking Resource Aliases. Its waiting for a command to execute. You need to trigger your tests using ANT or some other build tool in Jenkins. That should get you going